..I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit, "I yelled. "I am not in a good mood. My car keeps stalling. The day before yesterday I threw up on Joe Morelli. I was called a fat cow by my ex-husband. And if that isn't enough..my hair is ORANGE! ORANGE, FOR CHRISSAKE! And now you have the gall to force yourself into my home and threaten my hamster. Well, you have gone too far. You have crossed the line! . Janet Evanovich
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum
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My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn."" She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action."- Ranger and Stephanie
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Do you see that man in the black Porsche?" I asked the women. They squinted out at Ranger. "Yes, " they said." Your partner."" He's homeless. He's looking for a place to stay and he might be interested in renting Singh's room." Mrs. <span style="margin:15px;...
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Your on your on with this one babe."" Coward."" Calling me names isn't going to get me in there."- Ranger and Stephanie
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Maybe it was me, " Grandma said." Sometimes they sneak out. Did I fart?
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More Quotes By Janet Evanovich
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch
Nice dress. Take it off.
Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off, " he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
